👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadTuesday, April 14, 2026
I was trying to start a garden in my backyard, but I was having trouble getting the seeds to grow. I checked the soil, the sunlight, and the watering schedule, but nothing seemed to be working. I decided to consult with a gardening expert, who told me the problem was
I wasn't planting the seeds deep enough, I guess you could say I wasn't getting to the root of the problem.
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