I took my kids to the dentist, and we saw a toothbrush with a badge on it

I guess it was a 'brush' with the law

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired!

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

I was at the zoo with my family over the weekend, and we spent a lot of time watching the monkeys swing from tree to tree. The kids were laughing at their antics, and I was impressed by their agility. As we were leaving the enclosure, I turned to my kids and said

I guess you could say they were hanging around all day!