So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a big sandcastle that someone had built. The kids were impressed by how tall it was, and we started talking about who could have made it. I joked that it must have been a professional builder, and then I saw the sign next to it that said

it was a 'castle' in the sand, built by a 'grain' architect

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby today

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.