So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently

and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

So, I was at the airport today, picking up your cousin from his flight. I saw all these big airplanes landing and taking off, carrying people all over the world.

It really made me want to travel. I guess I'm ready to 'plane' my next vacation.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a...

...complete waist of time.