What did the guitar say to the musician?

Pick on someone your own size!

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really good at catching the ball, but the owner was having trouble throwing it straight. I asked him if he was using a special technique to throw the ball, and he said

he was paws-itive it would improve with practice

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The tents were intense.