My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.

I tried to start a career as a fisherman, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I was having a reel problem.

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.