Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I decided to become a mushroom farmer

Because I heard it's a fun-gi career

I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness. He showed us all the different types of trees and explained how he used special techniques to keep them healthy. As we were leaving, I asked him what his secret was to growing such great apples

and he said it was just a core value of his