So I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a huge display of eggs. The kids were cracking each other up, making jokes about eggs, and we started talking about omelets and scrambled eggs. I asked the store manager if they had any special deals on eggs, and he said

they were egg-cellent values

Why did the stairs always get in trouble?

Because they were always up to something!

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open.