Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!