What's an elf's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

Why did Santa hire a lawyer for the elves?

Because he heard them singing 'All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth' and wanted to make sure they got proper dental care!

What do you call a reindeer who's an excellent decorator?

Deer-ator

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed a good trim-ming.