I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

I've been trying to improve my emotional intelligence in therapy

but it's hard when my therapist charges by the hour to listen to me explain why I'm right

I asked my boomer dad for housing advice

He said 'just save up and put 20% down', which is like telling me to 'just buy a unicorn and ride it to work'

I'm really trying to plan for the future.

My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.