๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraSaturday, April 18, 2026
I'm at the point where I'm considering a 30-year mortgage
which is also the expected lifespan of my avocado toast-fueled liver
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I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.
She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'
I'm at the age where I'm expected to be a homeowner, but
my biggest investment is a Roth IRA with 17 dollars in it, which I'm pretty sure is just a savings account for my future anxiety.
My therapist told me I need healthier coping mechanisms.
So I started doom-scrolling for articles about healthy coping mechanisms.
I've been trying to develop a growth mindset in therapy
but it's hard when my student loans are still in a fixed mindset about being paid
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