I finally feel like I'm really adulting.

I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.

My therapist told me I need healthier coping mechanisms.

So I started doom-scrolling for articles about healthy coping mechanisms.

I'm thinking about starting a family.

But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.

I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'