๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraSaturday, April 18, 2026
I'm at the point where I'm considering a 30-year mortgage
which is also the expected lifespan of my avocado toast-fueled liver
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I just got advice from a boomer to 'just buy a smaller house'
like a studio apartment in a desirable neighborhood is just a Honda Civic with a Murphy bed
I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle
but the only thing I can sell is my plasma, and even that's not getting a good price on the market
I've been doing the work in therapy to practice self-compassion
But it's hard to be kind to myself when my student loans are still sending me mean emails
I'm thinking about starting a family.
But then I remember climate change, and I just buy another houseplant.
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