What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

I was at the amusement park with my family over the weekend, and we spent the day riding roller coasters and eating all sorts of fried treats. As we were walking through the midway, we came across a vendor selling all sorts of unusual snacks, including fried insects. My kids were fascinated by the idea of eating bugs, and I have to admit, I was a little curious too.

I guess you could say we were having a buggy appetite that day.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I've been feeling a little chicken lately.'

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a fowl mood.'