So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.

I went to the doctor and said I had a problem with my ears.

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a hollow feeling.'

I was trying to help your mom put together this new coffee table she bought online. It had a ton of screws and diagrams, and I spent ages trying to figure out which piece went where.

It was a real *table* of contents.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today because I kneaded the dough, but it didn't rise to my expectations.