So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about different types of rocks and minerals. The kids were fascinated by all the colorful pictures, and we started learning about geodes and crystals. The librarian told us that she had a special rock that was very good at

rock-ing a conversation!

So I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a huge display of eggs. The kids were cracking each other up, making jokes about eggs, and we started talking about omelets and scrambled eggs. I asked the store manager if they had any special deals on eggs, and he said

they were egg-cellent values

I went to the beach and saw a crab playing a guitar.

I guess you could say it was a shell of a musician.

My son came home from school yesterday looking a bit deflated. He told me he'd really struggled with his math test, especially the questions about decimals and fractions.

I told him he just needed to get to the point.