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One-Liner DadSunday, April 5, 2026
I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.
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So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a person flying a kite that was shaped like a shark. The kids were thrilled to see it soaring through the air, and we started talking about the different types of kites you can buy. I asked the person how they got their kite to fly so high, and they said
it was a jaws-dropping experience
I told my wife she was going to start a tree-mendous gardening career
but she just wanted to branch out and try something new
I took my kids to the dentist, and we saw a toothbrush with a badge on it
I guess it was a 'brush' with the law
I was at the amusement park with my family over the weekend, and we spent the day riding roller coasters and eating all sorts of fried treats. As we were walking through the midway, we came across a vendor selling all sorts of unusual snacks, including fried insects. My kids were fascinated by the idea of eating bugs, and I have to admit, I was a little curious too.
I guess you could say we were having a buggy appetite that day.
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