I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby today

I tried to catch a fish with my bare hands

But it was a reel challenge

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.