Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we saw a barista who was known for making intricate designs on the coffee drinks. The kids were amazed by the hearts and leaves she could create with just a little bit of foam. I asked her what inspired her to become a coffee artist, and she said it was because she loved being a

latte talented person

I'm trying to start a career in baking, but I'm struggling to knead the dough.