👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadTuesday, June 23, 2026
So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a person flying a kite that was shaped like a shark. The kids were thrilled to see it soaring through the air, and we started talking about the different types of kites you can buy. I asked the person how they got their kite to fly so high, and they said
it was a jaws-dropping experience
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