What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

I told the turkey to come to the table with an attitude adjustment

but it was a little fowl-tempered

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan