What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!