Every Thanksgiving, my aunt brings her famous 'mystery casserole.'

We're still not sure if it's a side dish or a science experiment.

What's a stuffing's favorite subject in school?

His-dough-ry!

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!