Why did Santa hire an accountant at the North Pole?

He needed someone to manage all the 'claus-es' in his annual budget.

What do you call a broken candy cane?

A mint-ake!

Why was the Christmas tree in a good mood?

Because it was branching out and having a tree-mendous holiday season

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill