๐ Christmas Joke
Classic ChristmasFriday, April 24, 2026
Why was the candy cane invited to all the Christmas parties?
Because it was a suckers' favorite
More Christmas Jokes
What's Santa's favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?
Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the Christmas party?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
What do you call Santa's fear of being stuck in chimneys?
Claus-trophobia.
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