What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy at the North Pole?

They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.

Why did Santa's reindeer refuse to fly on Christmas Eve?

Because they were hoarse from all the team meetings!

Why did Santa's reindeer start a complaint at the North Pole?

Because they felt their workload was deer-pressing and wanted some paws-itive change.