Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Classic Knock

Friday, April 24, 2026

Maple who? Maple syrup to talk to you, I've been feeling a little stuck.

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Candice.

Candice who? Candice door open? I'm getting board waiting!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave.

Dave who? I don't know, *you're* the one who's supposed to open the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Repeat.

Repeat who? *sigh* Fine. Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Egg

Egg who? Egg-cuse me, I'm cracking under the pressure to make a good pun.

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