✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistMonday, June 15, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Sew
Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to weave a good joke together.
Knock knock. Who's there? Tank.
Tank who? Tank you for opening the door!
Knock knock. Who's there? Philosophically speaking, the notion of a 'who' is a social construct and the concept of identity is fluid, so the idea of a fixed entity on the other side of the door is a fallacy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Continue.
Continue who? Continue the joke. That's the whole thing. No pun.
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