I took my kids to the farm and we saw a cow playing a guitar

I guess you could say it was a moo-sical genius

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

I decided to take up painting as a hobby, so I went to the art store to buy some supplies. The store had a huge selection of brushes, canvases, and paints, but I was having trouble finding the perfect color. I asked the store owner for help, and he told me

it was a tint of a problem

Why did the calendar get invited to all the parties?

Because it had so many dates!