So I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a huge display of eggs. The kids were cracking each other up, making jokes about eggs, and we started talking about omelets and scrambled eggs. I asked the store manager if they had any special deals on eggs, and he said

they were egg-cellent values

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I didn't bee suited for the job.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!