👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadSaturday, April 25, 2026
I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.
I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.
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