Why did the baker stop making bagels?

He got tired of the hole business.

I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

I'm addicted to placebos — I could quit, but it wouldn't make a difference.

So, I was thinking about taking up a new hobby, maybe learning to play an instrument. I looked at guitars, pianos, even a saxophone.

But I decided against it. I didn't want to get into treble.