I've been trying to organize my spice rack...

It's taking a lot of my thyme.

I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition

So I was watching a nature show with the kids about different kinds of trees, and we saw some really tall ones. My daughter asked me if all trees were good at remembering things.

I told her, 'No, only the ones with good mem-oaks!'

I'm shell-shocked I forgot to buy eggs at the store.