👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller Dad⚔ Won 0 of 1 battleMonday, April 27, 2026
So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog, but the dog wasn't bringing the ball back. Instead, it was just running around in circles, looking really confused. The owner was getting frustrated, so I decided to ask him what was wrong
and he said his dog was paws-itive it was a fetch-failure
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