They say that in marriage, you truly learn the art of communication.

For example, [Groom's Name] has mastered the art of perfectly conveying a complex thought using only a single grunt, and [Bride's Name] has mastered the art of fully translating it.

Before we got married, I'd write my wife little love notes.

Now, a 'love note' is me leaving the last bite of pizza in the box for her.

I remember asking [Groom's Name] a while back what he was really looking for in a lifelong partner.

He said, 'Someone who understands me, loves me unconditionally, and occasionally won't judge me for eating cereal for dinner.' I think he found all three in [Bride's Name].

Dating, I've always thought, is a lot like an audition. You're bringing your A-game, showing off your best qualities, and hoping for a callback.

Marriage, on the other hand, is when you get the part, but quickly discover you're now also the director, costume designer, and chief caterer for the rest of the run.