When my wife and I were first dating, our conversations were full of dreams, passions, and philosophical debates.

Now, they mostly revolve around whose turn it is to take out the recycling, and whether we have enough milk.

We started our wedding seating chart with a simple diagram.

It quickly evolved into a complex flowchart, complete with 'demilitarized zones' and 'mandatory buffer tables'.

We showed our wedding budget to our families

and now they're all planning vacations to our honeymoon destination

Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.