We found the perfect wedding venue – historical, elegant, and had beautiful gardens.

Then they told us the price, and suddenly a picnic blanket in the park seemed like a very viable 'rustic chic' option.

They say the secret to a long and happy marriage is communication.

And by 'communication,' I mean eventually understanding exactly what your partner wants without them having to say a single word. Usually, that word is 'coffee' or 'the remote.'

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to

finish each other's arguments.