I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.

He said, 'Just the perfect articulating ladder so I can finally reach that one spot on the gutters I've been meaning to fix since last spring.'

My dad's love language is apparently 'home improvement projects'

because this Father's Day, he's 'hammering' home the point that I'm helping him finish the deck... again.

My dad's garage is so organized,

he can find a screw from 1992 faster than I can find my car keys.

My dad's neighbors think he's a professional landscaper

but really he just has a lot of free time and a riding lawn mower