๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadMonday, May 18, 2026
My dad's garage is so organized,
he can find a screw from 1992, but still can't find his reading glasses that he left on the workbench 5 minutes ago.
More Father's Day Jokes
My dad's idea of a relaxing weekend is
spending 5 hours in the garage, only to emerge with a slightly cleaner workbench and a list of 12 new projects to start
I asked my dad what he's looking forward to most as he gets older on Father's Day, and he smiled
He said, 'being called grandpa, because that's the only time I'll be able to give advice without being asked for it.'
I decided to make a photo album for my dad on Father's Day, filling it with pictures of all the memories we've made together over the years
As he flipped through the pages, he got tears in his eyes and said, 'This is the best gift I've ever gotten โ mostly because it's proof that I've been right all along, and I really am the coolest dad in all these photos.'
For Father's Day, I considered getting my dad a fancy new drone...
...but then I realized he'd only use it to check if his mowing lines were perfectly straight.
Comments
Loading comments...