๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialSaturday, May 2, 2026
My therapist asked if I did my journaling homework.
I said, 'Yes, I journaled about how I didn't want to do my journaling homework.'
More Millennial Jokes
I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house
but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house
I've been working on building intimacy in therapy,
but my partner just got a notification that I've been 'typing...' for 20 minutes.
I'm considering buying a house, but the prices are outrageous
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that doesn't require a second job... or a second lottery win
I'm trying to save for a down payment on a house
but so far I've only managed to save enough for a decent Craigslist couch
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