My boss just scheduled a meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting,

and honestly, I think my soul just filed its own resignation.

Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.

Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.