My boomer parents told me to save my money for a down payment.

Now I can almost afford a window in their old house.

I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle

to pay for the side hustle I already have to pay for my main job

My side hustle spreadsheet

has more rows than my actual monthly budget.

My therapist told me I need to be more present.

So I opened a new tab on my phone to Google 'mindfulness techniques' during our session.