Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

Why did Santa's reindeer refuse to fly on Christmas Eve?

Because they were hoarse from all the team meetings!

What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

A moo-sical choir

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.