Why did the head elf install a new time clock in the workshop?

He wanted to make sure everyone was working around the claus.

Why did the elves have a brainstorming session?

They wanted to toy with some new ideas.

Why did Kevin McCallister prefer spending Christmas 'Home Alone'?

Because he knew Santa would never visit a house with a tarantula on guard duty.

Why was the candy cane invited to all the Christmas parties?

Because it was a suckers' favorite