What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

🎄 Christmas Joke

Carol Parody

Friday, June 5, 2026

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.

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They kept losing their 'treble'!

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Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people.

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