๐ Christmas Joke
Carol ParodyFriday, June 5, 2026
What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.
More Christmas Jokes
Why did Frosty have a hard time paying his bills on time?
Because he was always a little flaky with his payments and would often melt under pressure!
What do you call a reindeer who's an excellent decorator?
Deer-ator
Why did Santa bring a ladder to the workshop?
He heard productivity was climbing!
Why did the elves install a new quality control system in the workshop?
They wanted to make sure every toy was *present*-able.
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