I've been dating a girl who's a talented photographer, and she's always trying to get the perfect shot

But honestly, I think she's just looking for a good exposure

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship

My girlfriend told me she wanted to try some 'kinky stuff' in the bedroom last night. She pulled out a blindfold, some ropes, and a feather duster.

I asked her, 'So, are we having sex, or are you just finally going to clean that dust bunny under the bed that's been watching us?'

My new photography teacher told me I really need to get a good grip on my equipment, keep my lens steady, find the perfect angle, and focus on getting a deep, satisfying shot.

She said it's crucial for capturing the essence of the landscape.