I've been dating a girl who's a skilled geologist

and she's always trying to rock my world

My financial advisor told me I need to be more aggressive with my assets...

...and diversify my portfolio by spreading it around.

I've been dating a sex therapist, and I have to say, she's always trying to get to the root of the problem.

But honestly, I think she's just projecting her work onto me.

My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his dough. She wanted me to come over and show her how I work it, get it nice and firm, and then help her make it rise.

We ended up baking bread for her charity bake sale.