Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Classic Knock

Monday, May 4, 2026

Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase if you open the door!

More Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Figment.

Figment who? Figment of your imagination, but I'm real and I need to come in!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one.

No one who? Exactly.

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