✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Classic KnockMonday, May 4, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase if you open the door!
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Pane
Pane who? I'm having a window of opportunity to let you in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dew.
Dew who? Dew-n't worry, it's just a drop in.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.
Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?
Knock knock. Who's there? Maple.
Maple who? Maple you a favor and open the door!
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