๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadTuesday, May 5, 2026
My dad's neighbors think he's a professional landscaper
but really he just has a lot of free time and a riding lawn mower
More Father's Day Jokes
Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks
I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list
I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day
and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies
For Father's Day, I told my dad he could be in charge of absolutely everything.
He immediately adjusted the thermostat, offered unsolicited grilling tips, and then looked at me and said, 'Hi son, I'm dad!'
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He said, 'Just the perfect articulating ladder so I can finally reach that one spot on the gutters I've been meaning to fix since last spring.'
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