I asked my dad how he wanted to celebrate Father's Day this year

and he said he just wanted to finally finish the deck he started building in 2018

I caught my dad yelling at the TV during a cooking show, and I asked him why he was so upset.

He said the chef was grilling him with incorrect techniques.

My dad's Father's Day tradition is

spending the day fixing everything my mom broke while trying to help him with his projects

I told my dad I was making him breakfast in bed for Father's Day

He said that's egg-cellent, but don't forget to adjust the thermostat, it's a little too toast-y in here