Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section

What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

A moo-sical choir

Why was the snowman invited to all the holiday parties?

Because he's a cool guy to have around!

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!