They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

Before [Bride's Name] came along, [Groom's Name]'s five-year plan mostly involved saving up for a new gaming console or perhaps a slightly less dented car.

Now, his vision for the future includes things like joint bank accounts, matching towels, and figuring out the optimal feng shui for their spice rack.

When my wife and I were dating, I'd bring her flowers just because.

Now, if I bring home the correct brand of paper towels, she looks at me like I just won the lottery.