๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastThursday, October 1, 2026
They say that when you get married, you should always keep the spark alive.
And I'm pretty sure that spark eventually evolves into the static electricity you get from arguing over who left the lights on.
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Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party and more like a high-stakes game of diplomatic chess.
We ended up just putting everyone's name in a hat and letting fate decide. Much less therapy needed.
When we were dating, my husband used to leave little love notes for me around the house.
Now, he leaves little notes, but they usually say, "The trash is full," or "Did you lock the door?"
They say you know you've found your soulmate when you can be completely yourself around them.
And judging by how quickly they've both embraced the 'pajamas all day' weekend philosophy, I'd say they're perfectly matched.
We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home
Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law
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