Why did Santa bring a ladder to the workshop?

He heard productivity was climbing!

What do you call a present that arrives after Christmas?

A past present.

Why did Santa's elves start a training program for reindeer at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to help them deer-velop their skills.

Why did Santa's elves start taking extra breaks at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to sleigh the competition in the relaxation department