Why did the werewolf take his dog to the vet?

Because it was having a ruff day and he wanted a paws-itive diagnosis!

What's a pirate's favorite part of Halloween?

Finding all the *booty*... of candy!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite

Why did the werewolf go to the post office?

Because it needed to paws for a stamp.