Why did the candy go to therapy on Halloween night?

Because it was feeling a little wrapped up in its problems.

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?

You're gourd at that job!

Why did the mummy get grounded after trick-or-treating?

He kept unwrapping all the candy before he got home!

Why did the skeleton start a band?

Because he had a killer rhythm and a grave voice!