Why did the bat go to the Halloween party?

Because it was a hanging good time!

Why did the Minotaur start a lawn care business?

Because he was great at navigating tight corners and had a beast of a mower.

Why did the Yeti get kicked out of the coffee shop?

Because it was caught abominably hogging the WiFi

Why did the werewolf go to the therapist?

Because it was struggling to paws for reflection.