Why did the elves have a brainstorming session?

They wanted to toy with some new ideas.

Why do parents always hear bells ringing after Christmas morning?

Because every toy assembly completed means an angel gets its wings!

Why did Santa give his lead elf a special ergonomic chair?

He wanted him to feel elf-evated in his position.

Why did Santa need an extra large desk at the North Pole?

He had a lot of Claus-es in his contract.