What's a present's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

Why did Santa's elves start a podcast at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to workshop their toy stories!

Why did Santa's elves demand better working conditions at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause out the long hours

Why did Santa's reindeer go to the North Pole's IT department?

Because they had a lot of 'deer'-pending software updates to install!