I'm trying to start a garden, but it's a growing concern.

I told my wife I was going to make a belt out of bread dough.

She said, "That's a waist of good bread!"

So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.