So I was helping my kids with their homework and we were learning about different types of clouds, like cumulus and stratus. My son asked me if all clouds were good at hiding things. I thought for a moment and then said

they're great at covering their bases!

I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.