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Classic DadFriday, June 19, 2026
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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I was feeling pretty sleepy this morning after staying up late last night. My son asked me why I looked so tired as I was pouring my coffee.
I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'
So, I was at the airport today, picking up your cousin from his flight. I saw all these big airplanes landing and taking off, carrying people all over the world.
It really made me want to travel. I guess I'm ready to 'plane' my next vacation.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.
I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.
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