๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadTuesday, May 12, 2026
My dad's idea of retail therapy...
...is walking through the hardware store, picking up random bolts and muttering, 'I'll need this someday.'
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I asked my dad what he was most proud of as a father on Father's Day, and he smiled
and said, 'The fact that you're all still talking to me after all these years, despite my dad jokes.'
I bought my dad a new smart grill for Father's Day, thinking it would take his grilling skills to the next level.
Now he just uses it to prove to the neighbors that he can cook a perfect steak at 6:04 AM.
I asked my dad what his superpower was on Father's Day
He said it was his ability to turn any conversation into a discussion about the perfect grill temperature
I got my dad a personalized weather station for Father's Day, thinking it would satisfy his obsession with forecasting the weather.
Now he just complains that the actual weather isn't following his forecast.
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