I told my dad I was getting him a new gadget for Father's Day to help him with his grilling

Now he's saucier than the BBQ sauce

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day, and he said something to warm my heart

So I turned up the thermostat, now he's ecstatic and our energy bill is through the roof

My dad's garage is so well-organized, he can find anything in it

except his social life

I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day this year.

He said, 'An afternoon alone with the lawnmower, and no one questioning my stripe patterns.'