My dad's idea of a perfect Father's Day morning isn't breakfast in bed...

It's being the first one awake to admire the flawless stripes he mowed into the lawn *yesterday*.

I got my dad a personalized 'Grill Master' apron for Father's Day

Now he's saucier than the barbecue

I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day

and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies

For Father's Day, I considered getting my dad a fancy new drone...

...but then I realized he'd only use it to check if his mowing lines were perfectly straight.