๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Sunday, March 29, 2026
I finally finished my masterpiece.
It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.
More Millennial Jokes
My manager encouraged us to 'find our passion project.'
Mine is making sure I don't die at my desk.
I finally feel like I'm really adulting.
I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.
I'm really trying to plan for the future.
My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.
I'm at the age where I'm expected to be a homeowner, but
my biggest investment is a Roth IRA with 17 dollars in it, which I'm pretty sure is just a savings account for my future anxiety.
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