I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them

I've been reading all these self-help books to improve my mental health

now my apartment is just a pile of unread books and unfulfilled potential

My boss told me to 'leverage my personal brand' to help the company grow.

I told him my personal brand is 'exhausted and questioning everything'.