My boomer dad told me to 'just buy a house like we did.'

I told him I'm still saving for the security deposit on my *dream* cardboard box.

My therapist told me I need to confront my fears.

So I started a podcast about all my anxieties instead.

My side hustle spreadsheet

has more rows than my actual monthly budget.

My company scheduled a mandatory 'brainstorming session' on improving work-life balance.

I was too burnt out to even show up to a meeting about having more time.