I told my dad I was making him breakfast in bed for Father's Day

He said that's egg-cellent, but don't forget to adjust the thermostat, it's a little too toast-y in here

I asked my dad what he's looking forward to most as he gets older on Father's Day, and he smiled

He said, 'being called grandpa, because that's the only time I'll be able to give advice without being asked for it.'

My dad said he didn't need a thing for Father's Day this year.

But then he added, 'Unless you happen to know where my *other* tape measure is. The good one.'

I asked my dad how he wanted to celebrate Father's Day this year

and he said he just wanted to finally finish the deck he started building in 2018