๐ Father's Day Joke
Classic DadMonday, June 1, 2026
For Father's Day, I got my dad a brand new smart thermostat.
He thanked me, then spent the rest of the day setting it to the exact same temperature it was before, just with more authority.
More Father's Day Jokes
My dad was so proud of his Father's Day BBQ.
He said it was his way of trying to meat all our expectations.
I asked my dad for one piece of life advice he'd learned over the years, as a Father's Day gift.
He paused, thought for a long moment, and then said, 'Always make sure your phone is charged before you leave the house. Because that way, you can always call home.' My heart melted a little.
I caught my dad yelling at the TV during a cooking show, and I asked him why he was so upset.
He said the chef was grilling him with incorrect techniques.
Dad's been working on the same home improvement project for months
I'm starting to think his idea of 'completion' is just being able to find all the tools he needs to finish it
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