Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little knotty and wanted to get to the root of the problem!

What do you call a Christmas tree that loves to solve mysteries?

A Spruce Lee investigator.

Why did Frosty the Snowman have kids

Because he wanted a family that was chill

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.