Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy during the holiday season?

Because he was feeling crumby about his Christmas cookie expectations!

Why did the elves install a new quality control system in the workshop?

They wanted to make sure every toy was *present*-able.

Why did Santa's reindeer start a band at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to be the deer-ivers of holiday cheer!

What's the real 'Polar Express' for most parents on Christmas morning?

The express trip from their bed to the coffee maker.