Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the haunted house?

Because he had a bone to pick with the admission price.

Why did the vampire go to the coffee shop?

Because he heard it was to die for

Why did the pumpkin cross the road on Halloween night?

To get to the candy corn-er!

Why did the Frankenstein's monster get a job at the IT department?

Because he was great at reanimating the network.